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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern...
by Rivenbark, Celia | PB | VeryGood
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Item specifics
- Condition
- Very Good
- Seller Notes
- Binding
- Paperback
- Weight
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- Product Group
- Book
- IsTextBook
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- ISBN
- 0312339941
- Book Title
- Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old like a Skank : a Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom
- Publisher
- St. Martin's Press
- Item Length
- 8.3 in
- Publication Year
- 2007
- Format
- Trade Paperback
- Language
- English
- Item Height
- 0.8 in
- Genre
- Humor
- Topic
- General, Form / Essays
- Item Weight
- 8.8 Oz
- Item Width
- 5.5 in
- Number of Pages
- 272 Pages
About this product
Product Information
Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: *How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) *Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons) *ebay addiction and why It ain't worth having if it ain't on ebay *Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues *And so much more! Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.
Product Identifiers
Publisher
St. Martin's Press
ISBN-10
0312339941
ISBN-13
9780312339944
eBay Product ID (ePID)
59796727
Product Key Features
Book Title
Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old like a Skank : a Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom
Number of Pages
272 Pages
Language
English
Publication Year
2007
Topic
General, Form / Essays
Genre
Humor
Format
Trade Paperback
Dimensions
Item Height
0.8 in
Item Weight
8.8 Oz
Item Length
8.3 in
Item Width
5.5 in
Additional Product Features
Intended Audience
Trade
Reviews
"This is a hilarious read, perhaps best enjoyed while eating Krispy Kremes with a few girlfriends." -- Publishers Weekly "She kills in the ''Kids'' and ''Southern-Style Silliness'' sections, putting the fear of Mickey into anyone planning a trip to Disney World." -- Entertainment Weekly "Will give you a case of the giggles." -- New York Daily News on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "Warm, witty, and wise, rather like reading dispatches from a friend who uses e-mail but still writes letters, in ink, on good paper. " -- St. Petersburg Times on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "Even diehard Yankees will appreciate this wickedly funny collection " -- Dallas Morning News on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "North Carolina doesn't have a post for a 'humorist laureate,' but it should invent one and install Celia Rivenbark." -- Greensboro News & Record on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "I thought I was Southern until I read Celia Rivenbark's book....What a funny, smart, and irreverent writer she is!" -- Lee Smith, author of The Last Girls on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "Laugh-out-loud funny." -- Cleveland Plain Dealer on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "A collection of essays by a woman working in her element...Rivenbark writes with that breezy, irreverent allure that makes so many of these belles legendary." -- Blue Ridge Business Journal on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "An edgy Erma. An Erma dipped in corn-bread batter, wrapped in collard greens, and drawling that she was speeding because 'my uterus told me to.' " -- The Tennessean on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "A hoot and a holler." -- Boston Herald on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "I laughed so hard reading this book, I began snorting in an unbecoming fashion." --Haven Kimmel, author of A Girl Named Zippy on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, A collection of essays by a woman working in her element...Rivenbark writes with that breezy, irreverent allure that makes so many of these belles legendary., "This is a hilarious read, perhaps best enjoyed while eating Krispy Kremes with a few girlfriends." -- Publishers Weekly "She kills in the ''Kids'' and ''Southern-Style Silliness'' sections, putting the fear of Mickey into anyone planning a trip to Disney World." -- Entertainment Weekly Praise for Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "Will give you a case of the giggles." -- New York Daily News "Warm, witty, and wise, rather like reading dispatches from a friend who uses e-mail but still writes letters, in ink, on good paper." --St. Petersburg Times "Even diehard Yankees will appreciate this wickedly funny collection." --Dallas Morning News "North Carolina doesn't have a post for a 'humorist laureate,' but it should invent one and install Celia Rivenbark." - -Greensboro News & Record "I thought I was Southern until I read Celia Rivenbark's book....What a funny, smart, and irreverent writer she is!" --Lee Smith, author of The Last Girls "Laugh-out-loud funny." --Cleveland Plain Dealer "A collection of essays by a woman working in her element…Rivenbark writes with that breezy, irreverent allure that makes so many of these belles legendary." ---Blue Ridge Business Journal "An edgy Erma. An Erma dipped in corn-bread batter, wrapped in collard greens, and drawling that she was speeding because 'my uterus told me to.' " -- The Tennessean "A hoot and a holler." --Boston Herald "I laughed so hard reading this book, I began snorting in an unbecoming fashion." --Haven Kimmel, author of A Girl Named Zippy, She kills in the ''Kids'' and ''Southern-Style Silliness'' sections, putting the fear of Mickey into anyone planning a trip to Disney World., An edgy Erma. An Erma dipped in corn-bread batter, wrapped in collard greens, and drawling that she was speeding because 'my uterus told me to.', I thought I was Southern until I read Celia Rivenbark's book....What a funny, smart, and irreverent writer she is!, North Carolina doesn't have a post for a 'humorist laureate,' but it should invent one and install Celia Rivenbark., Warm, witty, and wise, rather like reading dispatches from a friend who uses e-mail but still writes letters, in ink, on good paper.
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